Our Hilarious Taylor!

Taylor has been cracking us up lately with the things that she says and does. She is so vocal and, being a 3 year old, says anything that is on her mind! For the past couple of months, I've been quickly typing in the things that she says on my phone, and I've accumulated quite a bit of interesting quotes to share!

This is how she came into our room one morning: completely naked except for her princess dress up clothes. Note her trademark sock gloves.

The famous "guilty" picture... she cut off a piece of her own hair while pretending to be Rapunzel. Luckily, she cut off about 2 inches in the front so it just looks like she grew out some bangs!

 Quotes and Conversations:

-"Hey Dada, I like your eyeballs!"
-"I smelled the candle too hard and it stopped. It was an accident." (She blows out of her nose instead of in to smell things!)
-"Hey mama, I think that maybe I should turn into a donkey."
-"Mommy, when you get smaller and smaller and I get bigger and bigger, I will take you shopping and put you in the shopping cart so we can buy a warm popcorn maker." (instead of the hot popcorn maker that she isn't allowed to touch)
-"When I turn into an airplane, I will have wings and I will fly to Baltimore."
-"This is the hardest thing I will ever have to do." (reach for a candle)
-"Ohhhh mama, this room is gorgeous!" (the utility room in the basement)
-"Hey mom, I tried to put my underwear on my nose but it wouldn't stay. Isn't that terrible?"
-"Mom, when I get bigger and bigger, I would like to touch that popcorn maker. And also, a butt."
-"I hope that there are no mean kings at Maddy's doctor appointment."
-"Hi mom! I'm Diego and I have saliva!"
-"Great, now I can go fall in love with my baby sister."
-"Here mom, I will close the gate so that no mean puppies come up to our bedrooms."
-"Hey mommy, you are a stinky guy. You better go take a shower."
-"Here mom, I will hold on to your shirt so that it won't fall off."

-(smoke detector beeps once)
Taylor: "What was that?"
Me: "Oh just the smoke detector."
T: It only beeped once! That was weird. (shouts) Hey smoke detector! What was that all about? (pause) Oh, he said he was just checking on us! Thanks, smoke detector!

-T: "Hey mommy, did Jesus make the snow?"
M: "Well, Jesus did help."
T: "Wow! That was so nice of him! Thanks Jesus! I really like that guy!"

-T: "Dada, will you please unbuckle my pants?"
D: "Why??"
T: "Because I ate too much."

-T: (crying) "Mommy, Gianna hurt me!"
Me and Erica: "What happened? What did she do?"
T: "She broke my heart."